Satire has a place in the hearts of all people. There is nothing better than satirical comedy and with Statbuilder Classic, there is nothing better. Statbuilder Classic is the ultimate RPG game. It doesn't require any wits, nor does it require any skill. All it requires is a mouse with a left mouse button. You start the game with a stony background with a bunch of stats. There is a big brown panel that says "Click Here." Obviously, they want you to click there. When you do, you just keep clicking. And clicking. And clicking. I won't give away all the awesomeness and comedy that is this game, so keep clicking and laugh your way to crazy stats.