Road rage and computer rage are two commonly known occurrences that are regrettable, but sometimes inevitable consequences as we maneuver our way through the world. However, vending machine rage? We all know it, but haven't associated the feeling with any kind of label before. But those Swedish Fish are so close to falling.... AHHHH! Mike Shadow has some serious vending machine rage. Maybe he can blame it on his childhood, or a bad day at the office, but right now all he wants to do is get his candy and go. Maybe give him a hand for a little while.