Squirrels: very cute rodents (at times) but they are rodents nonetheless. And for the time being, they seem bent on the invasion and destruction of many of the neighborhood homes! At the very least, they're leaving holes in the vinyl that the neighborhood association isn't very happy about. So join Colonel Conker and his special bonkers brigade in order to deflect the onslaught of pesky, bush tailed vermin. And try not to feel too bad. If Davy Crocket popularized the coon skin cap, you can do the same with squirrel tales. Before you know it, it'll be a new trend.