You are a warrior sitting in your house one day making out with your girlfriend when all of the sudden a huge orange slime monster appears and obviously you being the man of the house and wanting to protect your sweet heart run over and slay it. Little did you know though that it was a decoy so that a sorcerer could kidnap your woman and run off with her. Now you need to run down the road (full of monsters of course) to go get her back. Just over pits and cut down monsters in your path and jump over monsters that are too strong for you at the moment. Every once in awhile the sorcerer will pop in and turn your world upside down and other crazy things to try to get you to fail in your pursuit. When you die then you can go to the upgrade screen, upgrade your attack and gain abilities like jump down and double jump and even upgrade your different classes. You get new classes when you run into the statues that look like but are wearing different clothes.